You don’t have to wait every four or even two years for this occurrence. You don’t even have to travel to Korea, Japan or Brazil. It is ongoing, with dreams of winning, and the reality of losing for participants, but it is always present as long as people are seeking love-usually online. I have broken the “games” into several categories, just like the real thing. Since I am single, I include myself in the competition.
Events that garner lots of interest:
1 Dodging Commitment
This usually takes the form of just looking for a friendship or making no promises about potential meetings. Coming up with excuses why they can’t make firm or definite plans, teasing about a future with no intention of following through and are rarely available. Gold Medal-Unlisted phone number.
2 Running from Responsibility
Another favorite is not being able to show up on time, not calling when promised, and always having a good excuse for being unreliable. Extra points for not showing up at time of date. Gold Medal-Thesaures with new words for being unavailable.
3 Speed Abandonment
A real crowd pleaser for many men. Obvious by its name, this event includes cutting the date short, never calling again, and showing no response to questioning emails. Gold Medal-Running Shoes.
4 Distraction Demeanor
A most annoying habit of men-looking at every woman in sight and ignoring present date. Making it obvious that the other women are more important. Shows little interest in current companion. Gold Medal-Binoculars.
5 Forward Thrust
Coming on very strong in the beginning with words of love, and maybe even flowers(I am still waiting for mine.) Declarations of finally finding a soul mate and knowing it was meant to be. Gold Medal-muzzle.
6 Rapid Disappearing
See Speed Abandonment